Best Friends Animal Sanctuary by Melissa

Mason and I arrived in the dark. Late. After 10 PM. We knew it would be that way. We only had two days to spend at Best Friend’s Animal Sanctuary in Kanab, Utah, and we’d booked the cheapest tickets available. I planned this quick, low-budget trip with two goals in mind and not a lot of time to accomplish either.

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Bentley's Balls

We clone tomatoes and sheep, why can’t we clone a puppy’s balls? Instead, men walk around with semi-deflated balloons covered by chicken-neck skin that sprouts pubic hair like weeds in a snubbed garden. It doesn’t seem fair. 

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